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“Tell me about the rabbits again Apple Bloom!!” Sweetie Belle bounced along beside Apple Bloom as they both made their way back from Sweet Apple Acres. “Damn it ya forgot AGAIN!!!” Apple Bloom groaned face hoofing. “Just how many times do ah have to TELL you??? This must be like the tenth time today!!!” Sweetie Belle stopped bouncing and hung her head, her ears dropped against her head. “I’m sorry, you know I have trouble remembering stuff.” “Yea ah know” Apple Bloom glared at Sweetie Belle “You couldn’t remember anything if your life depended on it!!!” Swe

            Dear Diary,     Being a teenager can be a total drag, specially if your a mare.... Starting to worry about boys noticing you, starting that heavily annoying monthly cycle, and of course those pleasant yet annoying raging hormonal urges. Specially if you have Rarity as a sister!! Normally this actually would be a plus for once being Rarity normally (being a lady) knocks before entering the door, giving me enough time to get out of embarrassing situations. However this morning she decided to walk in to my room without knocking and caught me.......Masturbating....And then had to get on my case about my unladylike behavior. She got

            Dear Diary,  Well my new replacement laptop FINALLY came in the mail today. Or rather it apparently came last night or something as i found it on our doorstep while leaving for school. Kind of a tease as i had to leave right after bringing it back in, and wait an ENTIRE school day before i could get back home and use it. At least today is a Friday so i have the entire weekend to mess around with it. Well when i'm not playing with Apple Bloom and Scootaloo that is. Setting it up wasn't very difficult luckily since it's basically the same as my previous new laptop, and i was smart enough to back up everything on a separate hardr

Apple Bloom trotted along with dirt path leading from Sweet Apple Acres into town. After a long rainy weekend, she was more than ready to get away from her annoying siblings and their stupid offspring.  She had had to endure and entire weekend of Del throwing temper tantrums, June complaining about her lack of a cutie mark while Big Mac and Mrs. Cheerilee shot Apple Bloom weird looks, Applejack being a bitch, and Big Macintosh saying Eeeyup every five minutes….Including at night. Whatever Apple Bloom had done in some previous life to deserve having such an annoying family she couldn’t even begin to fathom. Sadly her friends Sweet

“Dear Mom and Dad, How are you? I myself am doing fine. In fact I just recently FINALLY got my Cutie Mark. It’s a multicolored shield with an Apple in the middle. My two best friends also got similar shield cutie marks, although Sweetie Belle’s has a musical note in the middle, and Scootaloo’s has a lightning bolt. Apparently are super special talent is helping other ponies find THEIR super special talent….Although it kind of makes me wonder why we were so bad at finding our own for years. We also apparently have our own unique talents, so I guess Miss Cheerilee was not too far off a few years ago when she said

“TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!” a pink blur broke through the door of the Golden Oaks library, and collided straight into Twilight with a resounding crash. The collision knocked both ponies straight into one of the book shelves, knocking its entire contents down on top of them. “CELESTIA DAMN IT PINKIE, I just finished re-organizing the entire place this morning!!” Twilight complained as she and Pinkie re-emerged under the sea of books. “TWILIGHT you got to help me, I need more TIME!!” Pinkie cried grabbing Twilight and shaking her like a ragged doll. Twilight shoved Pinkie

Thirty Minute Prompt #2- Doesn’t Want To Get Out Of Bed “Wake up Scootaloo, it’s time for another blissful day of learning” a voice broke Scootaloo out of her listless dreams of flying with her all time idol. “Can’t I have five more minute’s mom?” Scootaloo yawned. “No dear, you need to get up and get ready. Breakfast is already waiting for your downstairs, it will get cold if you don’t hurry up!” Her mother threw open the shades, allowing the sunlight to filter through into Scootaloo’s bedroom.  Scootaloo quickly shifted herself around facing away from the window, and

“Aunt Apple Bloom?” The voice startled Apple Bloom out of her thoughts, as she turned around to see who had spoken. “Oh, hey June. What’s up?” “Do you mind Dell and I calling you Aunt?” The filly asked, lying down beside her. “Of course not, I am your Aunt after all being your dad’s sister!” She chuckled. “Why do you ask?” June hesitated a few seconds before responding. “Some of the kids over at school were commenting on how it's odd that I call you my Aunt since you are just a teenager, Del’s been getting the same comments from his kindergarten classes.&#

The air was unusually foul that morning as Apple Bloom set off school. Of course living on a farm meant she was ALWAYS surrounded by foul odors and assorted aromas. She suspected recently most of it was provided by Applejacks pregnant overweight ass. If constantly passing gas was a necessary part of procreation, maybe Skynet had perfectly good reason to decrease the surface population. Apple Bloom absolutely HATED going to school! Seven hours of having useless information hammered into her head she would never have to know or use again in the future. Who cares when William Shakespeare wrote Romeo and Juliet? It was a horrible story from fron

Thirty Minute Writing Prompt- Needs To Dress Properly. “IT’S SNOWING! IT’S SNOWING! IT’S SNOWING!!!!!” Sweetie Belle shouted, jumping up and down on her bed overcome with joy. She had just woken to find her window covered in white, it was so packed in with snow she had trouble opening it to take a peek outside. Finally succeeding, she stuck her head out to find the entire lawn was completely covered in snow. Already there were ponies playing outside, building snow ponies, making snow angels, and having snowball fights. “Sweetie Belle, close that window this instant before you catch your death!” a sh